The Patriots have (inexplicably, seeing as Rob Gronkowski and Aaron Hernandez are the best one-two punch at the position in the game) signed tight end Visanthe Shiancoe, a nine season veteran of the NFL with the Giants and Vikings, to a one-year contract. Over his career, Shiancoe has never missed a game, and caught 11 touchdowns in the 2009 season with Brett Favre as his quarterback.
You, on the other hand, might know Shiancoe as the guy that Fox Sports accidentally broadcast naked in the locker room in 2008, you filthy pervert. Or, just in case you don’t, here’s that image. It is now burned into your brain forever.